You see that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. ROD: What's he doing now? BUZZ: He walks up and down the street every night, salting the sidewalks. It'll just be a matter of time, before he does it again. But everyone around here knows he did it. ROD: If he's the shovel slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him? BUZZ: Not enough evidence to convict. Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since. Back in '58, he murdered his whole family and half the people on his block. (Rod, Kevin, and Buzz watch Old Man Marley outside Buzz's window) ROD: Who's he? BUZZ: You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer? ROD: No. (Buzz looks out the window) Check it out. BUZZ: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed. (Enter Kevin) KEVIN: Buzz? BUZZ: Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad? KEVIN: Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep in the hide-a-bed with Fuller. Is it true French babes don't shave their pits? ROD: Some don't. It makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Did you hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone! (CUT TO BUZZ'S ROOM) ROD: Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone? BUZZ: He just ate a load of mice guts. (Exit Linnie) KEVIN: This house is so full of people. If he has something to drink, he's going to wet the bed. KEVIN: What? (CUT TO JEFF AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS) JEFF: Bombs away! (Jeff throws bag that lands right at Harry's feet.) (CUT TO KEVIN AND LINNIE) LINNIE: P.S.: You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. You're what the French call " les incompetents ". (Exit Jeff) LINNIE: Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff, anyway. KEVIN: Do you know what I should pack? JEFF: Buzz told you, cheek-face. (Enter Linnie) LINNIE: I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff. What was I supposed to say? "Congratulations, you're an idiot"? KEVIN: I'm not an idiot! MEGAN: Oh, really? You're completely helpless! Everyone has to do everything for you. (Enter Megan) MEGAN: What did I say? JEFF: You told Kevin "Tough." MEGAN: The dope was whining about a suitcase. I've never done this once in my whole life. (CUT TO KEVIN AND JEFF UPSTAIRS) KEVIN: I don't know how to pack a suitcase. (Exit Tracy, enter Sondra) HARRY: Hi! Sondra: Hi! HARRY: Are your parents home? Sondra: Yeah. HARRY: Excuse me, Miss? Are your parents home? TRACY: My parents live in Paris, sorry. (Walks up the stairs while Tracy walks down Exit ?) Tracy, did you order the pizza? TRACY: Buzz did. HARRY: Are your folks home?: Yeah, but they don't live here. in a house with this many people, there's no shampoo. KEVIN: Pack my suitcase? (CUT TO ? AND FULLER DOWNSTAIRS) ?: Do you know where the shampoo is, Fuller? FULLER: I don't live here. (Peter picks up Kevin enter Leslie) LESLIE: Peter, Kate, do you guys have a voltage adaptor? PETER: Here! Here's a voltage adapter! (He gives Kevin to Leslie) LESLIE: Oh God, you're getting heavy! (Drops Kevin) Go pack your suitcase. PETER: My new fish hooks? KEVIN: I can't make them out of old ones, with dry worm guts stuck on them. I was making ornaments out of fish hooks. Nominated Best New Producer at Breakspoll 2011.KEVIN: Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. Memorable moments of my "career" as a producers: Most of these tracks have made it to the charts on the best online music stores, with some of them reaching as high as the top 20. My first release came out on Dead Famous Records in January 2010 and since then i have officially released no less than 50 tracks between originals and remixes for some of the best Breaks labels around. There’s not much to say here, i just enjoy making music and i hope you will like it.
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